How to Lose at Risk

1. Make sure to use only footmen until you run out.

2. Make sure to rage and blame all of your problems on your friend.

3. Always roll below 3.

4. Make sure to act like you are not having fun. Doing That will make your opponents not want you to play with you again, and then you will be able to do a different game you like.

5. Get a pet that messes the whole thing up. If the pet needs some encouragement, then throw treats on the board.

6. When you lose a piece, bite its heads and legs off, then you can't play it again.

7. If you win, say you cheated. Make sure that you never ever ever ever ever EVER! Win.

8. Be toxic. Call people pooh and say they sailed the ocean blue. But wait, then they got the flu. Then they hit the like button and it turned blue.

9. Be annoying. Don't stop making bat noises and other random noises you can make with any part of your body/phone.

10. Be rude to risk. Call it a disk and a giraffe. HAHHAHAHAA goteem.